INSERT HILLARY AS BLOFELD JOKES HERE: Hasbro Releases A Lifelike Robotic Cat For Old People.
Wow, America turned into Japan so slowly, I hardly even noticed.
And to bring this depressing post full circle, owners give their obsolete Sony Aibo robot dogs funerals after they break, since Sony is no longer servicing their late 1990s invention, which they discontinued selling in 2006.