TEACH WOMEN NOT TO SCREW AROUND ON THE JOB: New York Prison Worker Joyce Mitchell Was Investigated for Sexual Incident With Escapee. “Mitchell was going to pick up the two escapees at the prison power plant and run away with them. He said Mitchell brought in blades, drill bits and other tools that helped the prisoners escape. Mitchell agreed to be the getaway driver but backed out because she still loved her husband, prosecutors said as the manhunt entered its 10th day Monday.”

You know, if I were her husband I don’t think I’d be feeling too good about her right now.