OKAY, I GUESS “TEACH WOMEN NOT TO RAPE” HAS OFFICIALLY BECOME A THING: Gloria Allred suing high school for alleged treatment of male sexual abuse victims. “Celebrity attorney Gloria Allred — well known for defending mistresses of famous people — appeared Tuesday at a press conference with the mothers of high school boys who were sexually abused by their female teacher.” Say what you like about Gloria — no, really, say what you like — but she’s got a good nose for a legal trend. . . .