THEY TOLD ME IF I VOTED FOR MITT ROMNEY, SWEATSHOP-STYLE WORKER EXPLOITATION WOULD BE THE ORDER OF THE DAY. AND THEY WERE RIGHT! Capitol Tour Guides Say They’ve Lost the Right to Drink Water. “While visitors are allowed to carry water bottles, and can fill them up once they are inside, the guides who spend eight hours a day walking them through the Capitol and talking about Congress complain that their access to water has been severely limited by CVC management.”

But wait, the Capitol tour guides are unionized?