THE U.N. IS PATHETIC. IF I RAN IT, NOBODY WOULD FUCK WITH MY PEACEKEEPERS, OR THEY’D FIND THEIR PEACE KEPT FOR GOOD. Filipino Force Defied UN Commander in Golan Crisis. “The Philippine military said Monday that a U.N. peacekeeping commander in the Golan Heights should be investigated for allegedly asking Filipino troops to surrender to Syrian rebels who had attacked and surrounded their camp. Gen. Gregorio Pio Catapang said he advised the 40 Filipino peacekeepers not to lay down their arms, and they defied the U.N. peacekeeping commander’s order. Instead, they staged a daring escape from the Golan camp over the weekend, ending a tense, dayslong standoff. . . . Forty-five Fijian peacekeepers who surrendered their firearms to the rebels last week are still being held by the al-Qaida-linked insurgents.”

Never give them your guns. Your bullets, on the other hand, you can send.