August 13, 2014

ADVICE FROM THE GENDER STUDIES PROFESSORIATE: If Your Boyfriend Likes the First Amendment, Be Careful!! “This could be a huge warning sign. Trolls cite the First Amendment as frequently as college application essays cite ‘The Road Not Taken.’ They think that it gives them the right to verbally harass, stalk, and threaten whomever they want without any consequences. If your man picks the First Amendment, just ask him to explain what it means. If he thinks it means that ‘it’s a free country’ and ‘people can say whatever they want,’ tell him to go back to the playground he learned his politics from and find a new boyfriend.”

They really hate that whole free-country thing.