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August 5, 2014

IT’S COME TO THIS: So, this is the feminist advice on marrying smart:

Fake so many orgasms. Look, sex in your twenties is going to be horrible. For a long time you won’t even realize that sex can be more. You will take pleasure in giving pleasure. It is all the intimacy that you can take, for now.

Uh, okay. I think it was IowaHawk who said that 21st century feminism appears to have been designed by horny teenaged boys.