June 25, 2014

INSERT “GOING DOWN WITH THE SHIP” JOKE HERE: Crash captain left helm for ‘drunken 3-way sex romp’. But the lameness of the airport security involved — and yes, there was airport security involved in this boat crash — is worse. Plus: “There’s a moral here: If you’re feeling amorous aboard a boat, I suggest you drop your anchor before you drop your pants.’’