January 27, 2014

EVERYTHING SEEMINGLY IS SPINNING OUT OF CONTROL: Foot-Long, Sex-Crazed Snails That Pierce Tires and Devour Houses. And my usual garlic-and-butter solution is iffy: “Yes, you can eat giant African land snails. But cook them well. I mean really well. Just boil them for a month. Grill them with napalm if you have it. Because like many snails and semi-slugs, this species carries the deadly rat lungworm.”