WAIT UNTIL HE FINDS OUT THAT OBAMACARE COVERS THIS: Iranian man goes 60 years without a bath. “The man eats dead animals, and his most prized possession is his pipe, which is 3 inches in diameter, in which he smokes animal dung. Amoo Hadji lives in a stone shack built for him by his neighbours and he rests in a hole in the ground resembling a grave.” So, pretty much a paleo lifestyle.