FOR THREE MILLION DOLLARS, the ultimate land yacht? “The Palazzo features two floors of entertainment and extravagance, with a giant master suite, multiple bars and a liftable ‘flybridge’ lounge up top. If the weather isn’t conducive to rooftop cocktails, you can extend the driver’s side slide-out, increasing interior space by 80%. Marchi’s failure to incorporate a helipad is, to say the very least, disappointing.”

Don’t be silly. The helipad is on the limo.