March 22, 2013

THE WORLD’S GREATEST CAT BURGLAR HAS DIED. “Peter Scott, who has died aged 82, was a highly accomplished cat burglar, and as Britain’s most prolific plunderer of the great and good took particular pains to select his victims from the ranks of aristocrats, film stars and even royalty.” His final reflection: “I gave all my money to head waiters and tarts.”

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