WELL, THAT SEEMS FAIR: Woman who cried rape is jailed for two years after she lied to police just to hide a one-night stand from her husband. “The man she slept with was charged with rape and faced trial at Nottingham Crown Court in February. However detectives received information that Cooke had lied to conceal her infidelity. And when police went back to speak to the 41-year-old about the new evidence she told them: ‘You’ve got me’.”