BAD NEWS: The Million Muppet* Puppet March is still scheduled for tomorrow in DC.

The organizers estimate that their attendance will be approximately 600 people, and their muppets puppets. Spokesmuppet Count von Count says that he only has four fingers on each hand, but he’s pretty sure that 600 is far less than a million.

* If you’re PBS, and have to potentially work with a Romney administration, would you allow your trademark to be used?