REPORTING FROM THE CAPITOL HILL ANTI-FRACKING PROTEST. “What do you get when you bring hundreds of fervent environmentalists and NIMBYs together on the west lawn of the Capitol to denounce fracking, every single fuel that originates from the ground, and, for old time’s sake, Dick Cheney? You get enviro banjo tunes, the ‘Ecological Our Father’ at the interfaith prayer service (‘Our Father, who art in the forest…’), and more punny protest signs built off the F-bomb than even Joe Biden could dream up.”