THE MAJESTY OF THE LAW: Corzine Steals Billions Sans Charges, Errant Whale Watcher Faces Prison. “Which would you imagine might attract more aggressive enforcement from the Justice Department: the theft of $1.2 billion from supposedly segregated customer brokerage funds, or lying about an alleged incident of whistling to attract the attention of a whale so that whale watchers could get a better peep? If you said the latter, then you appreciate the extent to which federal law enforcement priorities have run off the rails.”

Corzine’s a prominent Democrat. The whale-watcher was not.