JENNIFER GRANHOLM: “Guys, I’m thinking it’s hard for you to imagine what it’s like to have your most private decisions made for you. By women.”

You mean like needing your wife’s permission for a vasectomy?

UPDATE: A reader emails: “Yeah, my doc wanted to know that my wife was on board with severing all prospects of intramarital impregnation. So remind me … do abortion clinics need the guy’s consent before they terminate the end product?”

Nope. That would be sexist.