WHY YOU SHOULD OWN A LEATHERMAN, courtesy of Chicagoboyz: “Never go to Costco hungry. But if you do, a Leatherman tool works really well for cutting up the roast chicken you start eating in the parking lot. And you will be extremely grateful for that roll of paper towels you find in the trunk of your car, trust me on this. ”

I recommend the Skeletool. Or the Freestyle, your choice.

UPDATE: From the comments: “This is a classic of bachelor cuisine.”