March 30, 2007
The best theory Iâ€™ve come up with so far, after brushing up on von Danikenâ€™s â€œChariots of the Gods,â€ is that itâ€™s the Hex Nut of the Giants, affixed to the end of a massive bolt thatâ€™s holding the planet together. I havenâ€™t worked out yet how a race of titanic engineers managed to insert the bolt at Saturnâ€™s south pole. Nor have I identified the location of their hardware store, but we need to start looking for it right away, because NASAâ€™s video shows that itâ€™s swirling counterclockwise dangerously near what looks to me like the end of the bolt. If this thing keeps unscrewing . . . .
I think it’s the walls of an alien base.