Please BBC, make this interview happen!
In case you aren't convinced the world is spinning dangerously out of control #OneMan https://t.co/OuNOo2ageL
— David Burge (@iowahawkblog) October 13, 2014
@iowahawkblog Hi. I am from the BBC and was wondering if you might be able to speak to us about Ebola in the USAat 17GMT, please? — Jamie (@jamiewh_) October 13, 2014
Iowahawk alone can't pierce the BBC's enormous cloud of toxic smug, but it would certainly be amusing to hear the BBC make first contact with a leading representative of a superior, more relaxed, and futuristic culture.