The Road to the White House Begins with a Single Bite
"Tampa man accused of cutting up dog for food," the AP reports:
TAMPA, Fla. (AP) — A Tampa man has been charged with animal cruelty after police say he strangled a family dog, then cut up its body parts and stored it in the freezer for future meals.
A police statement says 25-year-old Elliot Huggins was arrested Friday morning on the animal cruelty charge. It was not immediately clear if he has an attorney and there wasn't a working phone number listed for Huggins.
While Huggins needs to wait a decade before running for the oval office, clearly he's got an unlimited future ahead if he decides to enter the world of politics.