Dick Morris Will Soon Be Investigating This Topic Thoroughly
"Woman's 'Foot Orgasm' Is First Known Case," as Steve Martin's Happy Feet routine from the 1970s goes through the looking glass:
A 55-year-old woman in the Netherlands visited the doctor with an unusual complaint: She experienced unwanted orgasms that started in her foot, according to a new report of her case.
The orgasmic sensations — which occurred in her left foot — were sudden, not brought on by sexual desire or thoughts, and occurred about five to six times a day, the report said. The sensation traveled up her left leg to her vagina, and she said the experience felt exactly like an orgasm achieved during sex.
And speaking of old Saturday Night Live routines come to life, "Oregon residents are planning a funeral to memorialize dead bees:"
As if bees don’t have enough problems, tens of thousands were just massacred in Wilsonville, Ore., after a few trees were sprayed with the bee-killing pesticide Safari. Their tiny bodies — an estimated 50,000, according to local news — were found in the corner of a parking lot.
Now, to “memorialize these fallen lifeforms and talk about the plight of the bees and their importance to life on Earth,” Portlander Rozzell Medina is organizing the Wilsonville Bees Memorial. It will take place this coming Sunday, at the Wilsonville Target.
Where's John Belushi when you need him?