Intense Pressure of Struggling Campaign Slowly Transforms Vice President Into His Onion Caricature

On the left, satire. On the right, real life -- or perhaps, real life as only Joe Biden himself can truly live it. And while I support our nation's Second Amendment, clearly, this is as strong a weapon as Joe Biden should ever be allowed to brandish:

Click to embiggen; found via the Weasel Zippers, who are having a caption contest for Joe's latest escapades, starting with this: "Vice President Joe Biden plays water sports with children. Nobody alarmed."