Barry Lemon Moodring
Wow, when Obama wrote in 2006, "I serve as a blank screen on which people of vastly different political stripes project their own views," he wasn't kidding -- six years later, an Atlantic writer dubs him, "Barack Obama: Our First Gay-Female-Hispanic-Asian-Jewish President," running down the various encomiums Obama's received from Andrew Sullivan, Kathleen Parker, Geraldo Rivera and other
incredibly cheap dates fawning acolytes, including:
In June 2010, The Washington Post's Kathleen Parker took the question mark out of the way. "Obama: Our first female president," her headline declared. Her column made the case that his crisis management style was more typically female.
First Jewish President: Like this week's issue of Newsweek, New York magazine went big on their Morrison reappropriation. Former White House counsel Abner Mikva told John Heilemann "When this all is over, people are going to say that Barack Obama is the first Jewish president." The magazine made it their cover.
First Asian-American President: In 2009, Associated Foreign Press ran with the headline, "Obama the first Asian-American president?" As evidence, the article notes that in his first hundred days, "Obama appointed a record three Asian-Americans cabinet members and quickly focused his attention across the Pacific. He invited Japan's prime minister as his first guest and Secretary of State Hillary Clinton went to Asia on her maiden trip."
First Hispanic President: Geraldo Rivera spoke in March 2009 about the hopes the Hispanic community had for Obama's immigration policies, alleging "Barack Obama is the first Hispanic president the same way Bill Clinton was the first black [one]."
My God, he really is the second coming of Peter Lemon Moodring, isn't he?
Related: Perhaps he's Zelig as well: Seth Mandel of Commentary notes that Obama has had his name shoehorned into every White House presidential biography beginning with Coolidge, with the exception of Gerald Ford.
More: Chicago machine politician hyped to mythopoeic status by media at the start of his presidential bid cautions college students not to believe the same media that created his legend.