Because You Can't Spell Manic-Depressive Without the Letters MSN

NBC's Tom Brokaw could not be reached to call for additional taxes to raise gas prices even higher.

Of course, driving well is the best revenge against the schizophrenic eco-weenies -- especially since Saturday is "Earth Day" -- and as Iowahawk suggests, "stomp the throttle and embrace the ultimate MILF: Mother Earth. Welcome to the 6th Annual Earth Week Cruise-In, where my readers proudly display how they get their carbon freak on, vehicular-wise; and not a moment too soon, judging by the snow I witnessed in Chicago yesterday."