Gentlemen, Start Your Airbrushes

Nancy Pelosi is no stranger to airbrushing her colleagues, having touched up the records of Jack Murtha, Alcee Hastings, and others in the culture of corruption on her side of the aisle. But this time, the airbrushes get turned on her, as the effectively state-run Capitol File does more than a little cosmetic work on her image for their cover story.

Of course, if this prediction for the fall Congressional race by Patrick Ruffini pans out, Nancy could really be airbrushed by her party's commissars come November.