Burt Prelutsky has some thoughts on what the recent affair involving L.A.’s Mayor Antonio Villaraigosa, and Telemundo reporter Mirthala Salinas tells us about American attitudes towards sex:
Why, you ask, is this so important? Because it behooves us all not to supply the French with artillery with which they can mock us. Which, when you get right down to it, is the only sort of artillery the French ever actually use.
No, there is another. And it’s the best piece of artillery the French ever invented.