CAREER DAY: with special appearances by Buck the Marine, Tom Daschle, George W. Bush, and Donald Rumsfeld. Let’s listen to Donald telling a class of first graders what he does:
A Secretary of Defense must thirst for blood. He must love nothing more than to see the enemy cower before him, begging for mercy. But you must not be merciful. The enemy will see that as weakness, and we must never show weakness, for we are the United States of America.”
“Hoo-rah!” Buck added.
“Are you going to kill and eat us?” asked a scared little child.
Rumsfeld considered this for a little while. “Not at this time,” he finally answered.
Read the whole thing, class.