Birds Do It, Bees Do It, Even Victorian Matrons In Kingston Bagpuize Do It

This just in: “Victorian Women Liked Sex, Says Early Survey.”

It’s being breathlessly reported by ABC; I guess they needed a cigarette at the conclusion of their English explorations. But since human nature has no history, I needed a survey to tell me this?

(And yes, that’s an actual British town name. There are towns with sobriquets far sillier still, but that one happened to rhyme.)