North Korea Does the Sochi Olympics—Without Athletes

Not a single North Korean athlete qualified for the 2014 Winter Olympics in Sochi. That was no obstacle, however, to North Korea's titular head of state and president of its "parliament," Kim Yong Nam, leading a delegation of North Korean officials to the Olympics. According to North Korea's state mouthpiece, the Korean Central News Agency, they were seen off at the Pyongyang airport on Feb. 5 by  "a suite" of fellow North Korean officials, as well as the Russian ambassador to North Korea.

Once in Russia, Kim Yong Nam and his suite appear to have fashioned their own athletics-free Olympic program of sorts, stopping en route in Vladivostok to meet with the local governor, and in Moscow to meet with various officials, including the chairwoman of the Russian Federation Council (the upper house of the Russian parliament), Putin ally Valentina Ivanovna Matvienko.

But those were just the qualifying heats. Then it was on to the main event in Sochi, where Kim Yong Nam and his team went for the gold -- with Kim starring in North Korea's domestic TV broadcast of the opening ceremony, and meeting with Russia's President Vladimir Putin (who sent his "sincere regard" to North Korea's young tyrant Kim Jong Un), as well as with China's President Xi Jinping, United Nations Secretary-General Ban Ki-moon, and the presidents of Mongolia, Kazakhstan and Armenia. For photos, and further details, North Korea Leadership Watch has an excellent rundown.