'Yes Means Yes' to a New Generation of Powerless Women

Last Thursday the California State Assembly passed the "Yes Means Yes" campus rape bill, which now awaits the governor's seal of approval. Feminist siteĀ Jezebel reports:

As previously reported, Senate Bill 967 sets a standard of requiring "affirmative consent" in sexual assault investigations, which means that the students in question must have affirmed to each other verbally or physically that they wanted to have sex with one another. It's different from the previous "No Means No" mantra that many college campuses went by, which often meant that the person alleging that they had been sexually assaulted was penalized for not saying specifically that they didn't want to have sex. Additionally, under affirmative consent, "Lack of protest or resistance does not mean consent."

It should come as no surprise that an ideological movement that took up residency with cultural Marxism in the 1960s would view bureaucracy as the best weapon against sexual assault. As Stalin once said, "bureaucracy is the price we pay for impartiality." And isn't impartiality what feminists strive for in sexual encounters these days?

Annuo, a "sexual consent app," launched on August 11 when the campus rape bill hit the California legislature:

Annuo is the world's first app that rewards you for having sex; so long as it's consensual. Here's how it works:

1) You and your prospective sex partner both sign-in via facebook. (Nothing about your encounter will be posted to your wall)

2)Person A signs a prompt consenting to sex

3) Person B signs a prompt consenting to sex

4) The two of you get busy!!!! ;)

5) You get mPoints as rewards which can be redeemed for cool stuff

Impartial, 21st century bureaucracy (electronic versus that tree-killing paper trail) turns sex into a legal agreement with the promise of being rewarded with "cool stuff" (way cooler than love, I'm sure). You know the old joke, Stalin and Mark Zuckerberg walk into a bar on ladies' night...