Why Liberals Hate the Constitution

A big way gun rights proponents won their war was by putting the text of the 2nd Amendment everywhere. While "scholars" liked to pretend there was some debate on whether there is an individual right to bear arms, there wasn't among the general public because anyone literate could read the amendment and quickly identify that the only operative part is "the right to bear arms shall not be infringed." Words mean things to most people, so asking the average American whether there is a right to bear arms is like asking what two plus two equals. Ask a liberal judge, though, and he'll say, "Two and two of what? And 'equals' can mean so many things. It's a very complicated question." So when people see the long, rambling reasons from someone like Justice Breyer on why the 2nd Amendment doesn't mean what it says versus the simple language of the Constitution, they start to realize they'd be much better served by having a twelve-year-old with basic reading comprehension as a justice.

The Constitution meaning what it says is only part of the problem liberals have with it, though. In the Constitution are the means to change the Constitution, and liberals are perfectly capable of proposing amendments to force people to buy health care or to get haters like Rush Limbaugh and Glenn Beck off the air. Of course, they'd need to get a huge majority of the country to go along with them. And there is the problem. If the Constitution puts strict limits on government power and the only way for liberals to increase that power is to get a huge majority of the public to agree with them, then liberals would have to govern with the consent of the governed! Think of the indecency; liberals could barely do anything unless those nasty Tea Party people and fans of Sarah Palin said it was okay!

And while liberals do like certain freedoms, in their hearts they don't really like this whole democracy thing. If liberals were only voting amongst each other, that would be great, but you can't actually let everyone -- some who only went to community college -- have a say in what the government can and can't do. Much better to have only the elites deciding themselves what they can do, based on their best intentions. It’s like what now ex-Representative Phil Hare said when questioned on the constitutionality of ObamaCare: He didn't worry about the Constitution. If liberals are trying to change things for the better, why should there be any limits on them… especially ones enforced by the ignorant masses?

And so liberals hope that no one reads the Constitution and that everyone leaves all the questions of what the government can do to left-wing judges who will make decisions based on what they feel is right. Then liberals will be freed from having to get the consent of the unenlightened American public who give their kids Happy Meals and eat trans-fats. They will then have the ability to force people to do what's best and give the government all the power it needs for a better, more ordered, peaceful society.

Until they're shipped off to the mines.