What's This? A Religious War in South Asia?
And it's been going on for a few years, actually. Thailand and Cambodia--now engaged in "heavy fighting." Why? It's over who controls some Hindu shrines. You know, Hinduism, the religion of peace or something.
It's probably a misprint. They're probably fighting over whether there should be a Palestinian state. Right?
Right. But no worries; it's all under control. The UN Security Council is on it.