What if One Day We Get a Bad President?

With Obama, though, we're very understanding of what's happened to the economy because of the mess he inherited from Bush. Obviously, someone as smart as him, with all his economic experience from community organizing and voting in legislatures, is doing the absolute best anyone could expect, and four years later he's almost got unemployment going in the right direction. But what if a Republican becomes president and has a similar record and expects the same leeway? He could be a total disaster on the economy -- America could have results almost as bad as during the last four years -- and then finish his first term and expect a pat on the head and a cookie like we gave Obama.

So we are setting a lot of precedents during Obama’s presidency that will give us something to fear if we elect a bad president someday. Still, I know what many of you are thinking: "We'll just never elect a bad president again." It does seem like we've fixed the system so we won't ever elect a bad president, as Mitt Romney, who despises 47% of Americans, lost quite handily to Obama (who despises a much smaller percentage of Americans -- only rich people and business owners). Romney wanted to outlaw vaginas and tie poor people to the top of his car, and there was something about binders that was very bad though hard to coherently explain why, and the people rejected him. But it wasn't that long ago that George W. Bush was elected and reelected. And what if in 2016 people aren't enamored with Hillary Clinton’s charm or wowed by literally one of the sharpest intellects we've ever seen, Joe Biden? What if instead they fall for that psychopath Marco Rubio, despite his affinity for drinking water?

The obvious solution is to have Obama be president forever, but that's not practical. Eventually Obama will get bored and want to be president of a country he likes better than this one. Another idea would be to pass a law that if the president is an enlightened progressive, he shall have dictator-like powers and not have anything he does questioned by Congress or the Supreme Court, but if he's a right-winger, he'll need a supermajority in Congress to do anything. The only problem is that the Republicans in Congress love to block all commonsense legislation like that.

So the only option left is to consider curtailing a bit of the power we're allowing Obama, because someday we might have a president who is completely detached from average Americans, doesn't care about our problems, and ruins everything he touches -- someone completely unlike Obama. I mean, just imagine all that power Obama has in the hands of someone who completely sucks at being president. The economy would be ruined, we'd have disastrous situations abroad, and our liberties would be threatened. It would be a lot like now, but instead of it being Bush's fault, it would be the fault of the current president. So to keep that from happening, we'll have to do the hard thing and put more limitations on Obama's power. I'm sure he'll understand and not drone-strike us.