What Happens if America Goes Broke?
I think we've all been broke before. Large men come and break your thumbs and threaten your family, and then you hide out in a dumpster until it all blows over. That's all well and good for an individual, but what happens if our entire country goes broke?
Robert J. Samuelson raised this concern in the Washington Post, and it got me worried, even though I didn't quite understand it all (which perhaps actually increases the worry). We can't just hide America in a dumpster (and even if we could, I bet that goody-two-shoes Canada would rat us out); we need a real plan for if the U.S. were to go broke. So is this a real concern?
I believe so. Our president loves spending money. He just loves it. Now, he's really smart -- much smarter than even a border collie -- but I just don't think he understands basic economics. His solution to everything is "Let's spend more money on a giant new government program!" And while he's spending the money, he has this big, happy "I'm spending money!" smile on his face. It's adorable. That's why I don't think anyone has the heart to tell him we don't have any money left to spend. Think of the sad frowny face he'd make if he was told he couldn't spend any more money; we'd all be heartbroken.
Still, with America going broke, it's a huge problem. Just the other day, Obama heard some people don't have health care, so he was like, "We need a giant new government program to get everyone health care!" People even told him, "But that will cost a lot of money." But Obama said, "No, it will save us money!" And when people asked how, Obama said, "Because of these magic beans I bought!"
Again, no one had the heart tell him those beans weren't really magic (and were actually a type of dried pea) and were just a mean trick Dick Cheney had played on him, so now it looks like we might get this giant, new, expensive health care program. And even if we financially survive that, what happens if Obama hears that not all children grew up with a pony like he did and decides to make an expensive "Ponies for Children" government program? Creditors will come banging on our door any day now to break America's thumb, which would mean snapping Michigan in two or something.
I know some of you are thinking we can just wait out Obama until 2012 and get a new president who won't get so sad if we tell him not to spend money, but the way things are going, by then we'll be too broke to afford having another presidential election, which will mean we're stuck with Obama until the country gets to the point that it's begging Mexico for spare change. So we're just going to have to find some way to cope with Obama's spending and not go broke.
The obvious solution, one even Obama will seize upon, is to raise taxes. The problem is there's not much money left to tax. Many people are jobless, others are living paycheck to paycheck, and even Bill Gates has had to run a kiosk in the mall to try and sell his Windows 7. If Obama raises taxes, the economy is just going to get worse, and eventually everyone will go after Obama with torches and pitchforks (which will be a boon for hardware stores), and then Obama will get scared and hide under his desk crying, and we'll all feel awful. No one wants that.
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