Video: Noodles revolutionary worker dude resents being told how and when to cook the noodles
This is simultaneously sad and hilarious. Some dude who works for a Noodles, Inc. restaurant wants to unionize he and his fellow workers so they can overthrow the "dictatorship." The fun part is at about 3:34, when he describes the "dictatorship": Workers are told what to cook, and how to cook it, and they're told when to show up for work.
That "dictatorship" is otherwise known as a JOB, which is something this idiot isn't likely to have for very long.
The irony that the socialism he longs for pretty much always ends in real dictatorship, of either a soft or hard variety, totally escapes this fella.
(Hat tip Glenn Beck)