US Media Shocked, Dismayed to Learn that the New Pope is In Fact Catholic

This is not an Onion headline. The US media are stunned and depressed to have to report that the new pope, Francis, is in fact a Catholic who believes in and advocates for Catholic teachings.

Here's CNN reporting that the former Cardinal Bergoglio has clashed with the leftist Argentine government over gay marriage and contraception.

Here's TMZ, breathlessly headlining its story this way: "New Pope Cardinal Jorge Mario Bergoglio -- Anti-Abortion, Same-Sex Marriage."

Stunning! If you're an idiot...

More MSM foolishness to come, no doubt, as mediots learn that the new pope is quite a bit like the old pope, which is as things should be.