Tweets Of The Day, Not Presented By Michelle Obama
Not that I would refuse her if she wanted to present them...kidding...I totally would.
Seriously, the Donner party was more fun. RT @tedstarkey: If there's Pitbull and Bud Light, I stop the party.— rebecca smoochie-g (@duchessrebecca) February 26, 2013
"sequester" sort of rhymes with "sylvester." if you squint your ears. i should go to bed now.— Sarah (@sarahbellumd) February 26, 2013