Tweets Of The Day-Fully Sequestered Edition
Four days in and we haven't spun out of orbit yet. COULD IT BE THAT HE WAS MAKING ALL OF THAT UP?!?!?
Being fat sucks. Getting fat is awesome.— Ben Howe (@BenHowe) March 5, 2013
DC hookers now offering the Sequester Special, where for an extra hundred bucks they'll pretend like it hurts.— Stephen Green (@VodkaPundit) March 4, 2013
Going to physically wear myself out so I don't punch a bitch. Namaste. Or whatever.— Chelsea (@chelseagrunwald) March 5, 2013