Seth Meyers Isn't Funny
When I'm watching late night talk shows, it's generally Conan or Jimmy Kimmel. Fallon strikes me as lazy but he's growing on me.
I caught last night's Late Night with Seth Meyers show and, frankly, I wish I hadn't. He's terrible.
He should've lost me with the monologue, which was full of weak obviousness. He led with an Earth Day joke in which a guy scolded him about throwing away a banana peel.
Banana peels are biodegradable, but whatever. He did a joke about AOL, meatballs, the shrinking middle class, and a bunch of other totally forgettable one-liners. I challenge you to laugh at just one of his monologue jokes.
He did some canned bit about 1980s NFL pencils. I used to have several of those pencils, so I could identify with collecting them when you were a kid. But the bit was just bad.
He did a "Deep Google" bit which could've very been funny, but wasn't funny at all. It came off as embarrassingly contrived. Maybe that's his schtick?
He did a bit in which he got romantic with planet earth because of Earth Day. It was awful. Painfully unfunny. Here, watch it if you want to, but it's 3:30 you'll never get back.
Then he had Sofia Vergara on. She can light up a black hole, but Meyers' segment with her -- bad. No chemistry.
Then he had Natalie Dormer on. She's on Game of Thrones and is now filming the next Hunger Games movie. Dormer has been on everything, from The Tudors to Elementary and now the most talked-about show on earth.
Meyers mostly talked with her about running.
So, Meyers had two gorgeous actresses who are at the top of their games on his set, one right after the other, and he still managed to not be very interesting. The show would have flowed better if he had been cut out of both of those interviews entirely.
I didn't stick around after the Dormer interview.