Our Neighbor and Why We Have to Kill Him
Our neighbor lives in the house in which our grandfather used to live. He claims he bought the first part of the house from a Turki, and later the second part from a British bank, but that doesn't make the sale any less illegal: my family lived in that house for hundreds of years and we don't accept the documents of sale. Now he's living there. He is the son of monkeys and pigs.
The problem is that he's not just brazen, he's also strong, although he is a tiny guy.
The whole neighborhood hates him. He's a thief and possessed by the devil. But he seems to be able to beat everyone. We tried to force him out of the house together, but it didn't work. He has bulletproof windows, and the roof is made of inflammable material.
All we think about is him. Our own home is in ruins because all our efforts, all our money and ideas and energy are devoted solely to destroying our neighbor's house. We're utterly convinced that we will be perfectly happy just as soon as we've killed him and his house is a heap of smoking rubble. We live for one thing only: our neighbor's demise. It's a noble ambition for which we're all willing to die.
Sometimes our neighbor seems to forget we exist, then we throw a couple of pebbles at his windows. If we're lucky, there's a window open and we toss a Molotov cocktail inside to start a nasty fire. That makes our neighbor angry, and that's good. We don't want him to forget us. Life means nothing to us as long as our neighbor's living in that house. So we make sure he remembers us, even though we can't force him out and he sometimes beats the hell out of us.
Every now and then our neighbor gets fed up with our stone-throwing -- those are the best moments. Then he storms out of our grandfather's house and smashes our kitchen or bathroom or refrigerator to pieces. By doing so he proves that it's right that we hate him. We provoke him until he reveals his true demonic character. That's what we live for. We can't beat him, but there's something satisfying about watching him kick our old, worn-out, empty refrigerator to shreds after we have tried to ransack one of his freezers -- he has several, all full of food which he bought with the wealth he found in our grandfather's house. What he does to us is much worse than our provocations, but we keep provoking him because that's the main thing we want in life.
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