Ono She Doesn't (Support Fracking)

Noted scientist and singer whose voice sounds like a cat whose tail has gotten caught under a rocking chair would have us all know that fracking is a very bad thing indeed.

“Fracking kills,” [Yoko] Ono said. “And it doesn’t just kill us. It kills the land, nature and eventually the whole world and our dear planet, which we think is a beautiful one.”

Well, she killed the Beatles, so we're all even.

The science on fracking is in, by the way, and it's safe. It's also helping fuel an energy boom that's providing one of the few bright spots in our blighted economy.