Olbermann: The Day the Muzak Died

But we’ve all had problems on the job from time to time. Professionals seem to find a way to work things out. In the case of Keith Olbermann, he may find the most likely suspect staring back at him from the mirror when he goes to shave Monday morning. While I didn’t follow him to Current TV, I’ve had plenty of opportunities to witness his antics in the past. This is a guy who simply didn’t seem to get along with anyone. He had perfected the art of being angry and holding a grudge to the point of being a new field of science.

Yes, we could easily write off his fondness for labeling anyone and everyone he disagreed with as “The Worst Person in the World.” It was a show biz bit, right? And his targets were almost uniformly conservative talkers and politicians. Olbermann was supposed to be the Ann Coulter of the furthest Left. Abrasive, insulting, infuriating… but always loyal to the goals of the home team. In the end, though, that was precisely the problem. Olbermann saw loyalty as a vice rather than a virtue. He could happily spend his nights slinging mud at everyone from Hannity and Rush to Karl Rove and Dick Cheney. But if he perceived even the slightest hint of disrespect from his comrades in the progressive community – including those signing his paychecks – his venom would be immediately unleashed.

Olbermann isn’t just dedicated and passionate about politics or ideology, he’s a very angry man. And this is a trait which comes across most clearly when he’s not shouting, but putting on his calm demeanor of explaining why the rest of us are wrong. He could have his picture pasted in Wikipedia next to the phrase “passive aggressive.” This comes across as clear as day in the “apology” he issued along with his threatened lawsuit.

I'd like to apologize to my viewers and my staff for the failure of Current TV.

Editorially, Countdown had never been better. But for more than a year I have been imploring Al Gore and Joel Hyatt to resolve our issues internally, while I've been not publicizing my complaints, and keeping the show alive for the sake of its loyal viewers and even more loyal staff. Nevertheless, Mr. Gore and Mr. Hyatt, instead of abiding by their promises and obligations and investing in a quality news program, finally thought it was more economical to try to get out of my contract.

This is simply textbook if you’re looking for the signs. He sets the tone of being the mature adult in a playground scuffle which is far beneath him. He’s going to “apologize.” But the nature of the apology quickly becomes apparent as he jabs his poison pen into the jugular of everyone who sought to work with him on his new endeavor. The only thing he’s truly sorry for, in the end, is his failure to recognize what a bunch of incompetent losers he was jumping into bed with.

So where will the long, strange journey of Keith Olbermann lead him next? There doesn’t seem to be much left in the way of big ticket stardom. He’s burned virtually every bridge that anyone has ever helped him build. I suppose he can go the Glenn Beck route and try to launch some sort of web-only 24/7 internet venture. But doe he really have that much of a following where it could be financially lucrative? The ratings for Current wouldn’t seem to indicate much proof of that.

If nothing else, Olbermann may provide us with one useful lesson. No matter how big you think you’ve gotten, everyone has a boss. And if you want to play in any league you have to put in some effort to make the entire enterprise a success, not treat it like your own personal moment on Dancing with the Stars.

PJM Flashback:

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