Okay, here's my plan

I thought, the night bin Laden was killed, that I should post something predicting  it would be called "murder" and "a war crime" by someone in the media.  But it was late and I was tired, so I said "tomorrow morning" ... and of course, by then it was already too late.  Today's front page has "The European Media Reacts to the Death of Osama bin Laden".

At some point here my Evil Twin takes over.  In some dark recess of my heart, I want a spokesperson for the US to end an interview with one of these idiots with "don't make us come over there."  And when the Pakistanis:

...warned America Thursday of "disastrous consequences" if it carries out any more unauthorized raids against suspected terrorists like the one that killed Osama bin Laden.

I want to email them the famous pictures with a note that says "don't push your luck."