Obama's Creepy 3-Way Date Night

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You've heard of "attachment parenting" from moms like Mayim Bialik who breastfeed until the kid is out of high school. Now, thanks to Valerie Jarrett, we know what "attachment advising" truly means, via the headline:

Obama takes Michelle, Valerie Jarrett for downtown Manhattan date night

You can't make this stuff up.

President Obama ditched his uptown digs at the Waldorf Astoria to sample the offerings of downtown Manhattan.

With the First Lady and his trusty senior adviser Valerie Jarrett in tow, the presidential motorcade took over the Nolita neighborhood on Wednesday night for the first couple's date night at Estela on E. Houston St.

They dined on burrata with salsa verde and bread, two endive salads, tomatoes and croquettes before they returned to their hotel shortly before 10:30pm, sources told Eater New York.

The restaurant said it was “humbled” by the presidential visit, posting an Instagram shot of the Obama’s order.

Apparently, the restaurant is "beverage driven," so I guess Valerie Jarrett didn't need to do a literal public feeding. But, have no doubt, Mommy was still very hard at work scanning the menu for healthy choices for the kids.