Obama Intel: 'USA No Longer Sole Superpower' -- New Photo Caption Contest

Politico is reporting and Drudge Report was parroting earlier today a screaming headline, “Obama Intel Council: U.S. Finished As Sole Superpower.”

Here is the full report entitled “Global Trends 2030: Alternative Worlds" — prepared by the office of the National Intelligence Council of the Office of the Director of National Intelligence, if you need some happy holiday reading.

The subject of our photo caption contest is also from Drudge Report, (I give credit where credit it due) about how the Chinese are "going shopping in America."  So I thought the two stories tied in well together for a double dose of pre-holiday depression.

Here is an opportunity for all Tatler Photo Caption Contest fans to channel their creative energies and submit an appropriate caption as you buy all those Christmas presents made in China.

To start things off here is my entry:

Once you break it, you own it.

Not bad, but I know “cfbleachers,” the King of Caption Contest winners can do much better.

The contest winner receives a set of cheap Chinese tires, sure to blow out on your holiday road trip.

Now you know the contest rules, “be nice and stay classy because the media is watching,” but do we REALLY care?

Good luck and try to have some fun with your entries because I know this is one of our more downbeat photo caption contests -- but NOT as depressing as the last one.