Obama: 'I’m Not the Strapping Young Muslim Socialist That I Used to Be'

President Obama quipped at the White House Correspondents' Dinner Saturday night that he's "not the strapping young Muslim socialist" he once was as gray has salted his hair.

"And yet, even after all this time, I still make rookie mistakes.  Like, I’m out in California, we’re at a fundraiser, we’re having a nice time.  I happen to mention that Kamala Harris is the best-looking attorney general in the country. As you might imagine, I got trouble when I got back home.  Who knew Eric Holder was so sensitive?" he said.

He mentioned the Jay-Z Cuba trip controversy, adding, "I’ve got 99 problems and now Jay-Z is one."

Obama then started digging into the press corps. "I know CNN has taken some knocks lately, but the fact is I admire their commitment to cover all sides of a story, just in case one of them happens to be accurate," he said. According to witnesses, the CNN table got a good laugh out of this.

"Some of my former advisors have switched over to the dark side. For example, David Axelrod now works for MSNBC, which is a nice change of pace since MSNBC used to work for David Axelrod," the president continued. "The History Channel is not here. I guess they were embarrassed about the whole Obama-is-a-devil thing. Of course, that never kept Fox News from showing up. They actually thought the comparison was not fair -- to Satan."

Obama quipped that Buzzfeed "was just something I did in college around 2:00 a.m."

He claimed the best "tell it like it is" political "news" source in town is his propaganda arm at the official White House website.

The president also joked that chief Romney backer Sheldon Adelson "would have been better off offering me $100 million to drop out of the race."

"I know Republicans are still sorting out what happened in 2012, but one thing they all agree on is they need to do a better job reaching out to minorities. And look, call me self-centered, but I can think of one minority they could start with. Hello?  Think of me as a trial run, you know? See how it goes."