Obama Desperately Seeking Supporters, Sends Out Slightly Creepy 'Let's Have Dinner Together' Email
Yes. This email is real. Not making it up.
Supporters like you are the reason I'm here, and the values we share have always made our organization more than just a political campaign.
So whenever I can, I want to take the opportunity to meet you. Last month, that meant I got to talk to folks in Iowa about small-business opportunities, and sit down with a group of volunteers from around the country who helped build this campaign in their communities this summer.
Today, I want to ask if you'll join me and three other supporters for a meal and conversation sometime soon.
That is just like him, isn't it? Start with the sweet talk, then stick you with the bill. And the answer is "No."
If this sounds a bit familiar to you, it's because we've done this before. In fact, my hope is that I'll be able to keep doing these dinners throughout the campaign.
No means no.
They're a chance for me to talk one on one with people like you who are taking ownership of this campaign and connect with the work going on every day in neighborhoods across the country.
You mean, like the TSA. No wonder they've become so familiar since Obama's election.
These dinners also set our campaign apart. No matter what our opponents do over the next 14 months, dinners like these are how we will continue to put people at the heart of this campaign -- and prove that we don't need checks from Washington lobbyists or special-interest PAC money to win an election. We can do it person to person, in our neighborhoods and backyards, and over the dinner table.
He just got a little too close to quoting an old Beatles song there. Or Green Eggs and Ham. Either way...yikes.
That's why I'm asking for your donation today. I hope you'll take a minute to help build this campaign. When you do, you'll have a chance to join me for dinner:
Maybe I'll get to thank you in person.
No still means NO. Do I need a restraining order?