North Korea's Official News Service Tweets Incredibly Important Story
At least it's not another nuclear weapons test.
In amazing application of Juche principles, lost donkey intrepidly finds way back to happy family in Chagang Province!
— DPRK News Service (@DPRK_News) February 14, 2014
How does a donkey learn "Juche principles"?
Update: More importantly, how I learn not to get taken in by great parodies?