News of Rahm-Obama Split Identical to Trotsky-Stalin Reports

Baffled by the eerie resemblance of the two documents, some experts predict that the uncanny parallel may indeed develop, with historical inevitability, into Rahm Emanuel becoming a "fall guy" for the administration, with a subsequent demonization in the media. Emanuel is then expected to publish a book titled Obama's Gangsters, followed by an untimely death under mysterious circumstances while vacationing in Mexico.